johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

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pussyhands:

what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics

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jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

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cleveland means so much to me

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zeloswildeer:

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royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

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assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

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camouflages:

do you ever just read one little thing that kills you inside

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silverain24:

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a cat* *gasps loudly*

sTEPh

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katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

once i stayed at a motel and there were people screaming in the room next door and we heard a gunshot (or firecracker) and there was a woman and a man arguing about shooting eachother so we hid in a bathtub, called the police, and left.

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  • Me:*gets in bed and tries to sleep*
  • Brain:It's time to recall every bad thing that's ever happened to you and worry about your future!
  • Me:I've suddenly changed my mind about this sleeping thing.
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